渣风格：做作业，做一夜，坐一夜，做一页。

Slag style: do homework, do one night, sit one night, do one page.

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弱水三千只取一瓢是什么意思？就是整组的作业我只抄她的

What does it mean to take only one scoop of weak water? It's the whole set of homework. I just copy her

我英语很不好我只认得l love you和wifi

My English is very poor. I only know l love you and WiFi

屁，就是你吃下去的食物们不屈的灵魂。好精辟

Fart is the unyielding soul of the food you eat. It's brilliant

其实我们可以将所有的问题都是归结为两种：一种就是没饭吃饿出来的；一种那是吃饱了撑出来的。

In fact, we can put all the problems down to two kinds: one is hungry without food; the other is full.

尽管我数学不好，但我仍会在作业上首先写上我霸气潇洒的解

Although I am not good at mathematics, I will write down my domineering and unrestrained solution in my homework first

女人的心情，三分天注定，七分靠shopping。。。剩下的九十分就要看银行卡的余额了。

Women's mood, three days doomed, seven by shopping... The remaining 90 points depend on the balance of the bank card.

在吃货眼里，我永远只是一块肉。培根

In the eyes of food, I will always be just a piece of meat. Bacon

好不容易习惯了自己的长相，理个发又换了一种丑法。

Finally, I got used to my appearance and changed my hair into a kind of ugliness.

请不要说我胖，请说我像球一样可爱~~

Please don't say I'm fat, please say I'm as cute as a ball~~

自從把你加了黑名單，心不疼了，眼不酸了，整個人都有精神了，往牆角一蹲，別提多高興了。

Since I added you to the blacklist, my heart is not hurt and my eyes are not sour. The whole person has spirit. I'll squat in the corner. Don't mention how happy I am.

请不要说我胖，请说我像球一样可爱~~

Please don't say I'm fat, please say I'm as cute as a ball~~

泰国的变性，韩国的整容，都比不上中国的美图秀秀！

Thailand's transgender, South Korea's plastic surgery, can't compare with China's beautiful!

如果你发现我突然表现出沮丧难过、暴躁易怒、喜怒无常、极易崩溃、沉默自闭、抑郁厌世等症状

If you find out that I suddenly show the symptoms of depression and sadness, irritability, moodiness, extreme collapse, silence and autistic, depression and pessimism, etc

不要太担心，我只是没睡够！

Don't worry too much, I just didn't sleep enough!

如果你实在是饿了可以打电话给我，我随便吃点零食嚼给你听啊。。。

If you are really hungry, you can call me. I will eat some snacks and chew them for you...