1．成绩这种东西，我都看开了，反正也不能改变我帅的事实。

1. I'm open to achievements. I can't change the fact that I'm handsome anyway.

2．小时候我总是在纠结长大了是上清华还是北大，后来才发现，我想多了。

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2. When I was a child, I was always struggling whether to go to Tsinghua University or Peking University when I grew up. Later, I found out that I wanted more.

3．我发誓再上网就砍手，结果发现自己是千手观音。

3. I swore to cut off my hand when I went online again, and found that I was Guanyin with thousand hands.

4．总有一个人，他冲你一笑就打败你了，比如班主任。

4. There is always someone who can beat you with a smile, such as the head teacher.

5．学长，你帮我看看这道题怎么做嘛？学妹你有男朋友吗？有了。学妹，这道题我也不会做。

5. Senior, can you help me to see how to do this problem? Do you have a boyfriend? Yes. Xuemei, I can't do this problem.

6．地理老师问：四大洋分别是那个？我答：喜羊羊、美羊羊、懒羊羊、沸羊羊。

6. The geography teacher asked: which are the four oceans? I answer: pleasant sheep, beautiful sheep, lazy sheep, boiling sheep.

7．我窝在你们列表不说话都散发着帅气。

7. I nest in your list and don't speak. It's cool.

8．长得丑就要用功读书，不要像我一样一无是处，只能凭着英俊的外表混吃混喝。

8. If you are ugly, you should study hard. Don't be useless like me. You can only eat and drink with your handsome appearance.

9．说出你经常丢的三样东西脸，父母的脸，老师的脸

9. Say three things you often lose face, parents' face and teachers' face

10．那些晚上不写作业早上抄作业的同学，这是不对的，对于你们我只想说四个字：抄完借我。

10. It's wrong for those students who don't do their homework in the evening and copy their homework in the morning. I just want to say four words to you: borrow me after copying.

11．老师我们能换一种授课方式吗？比如，托梦。

11. Can we change the way of teaching? For example, daydream.

12．说什么打篮球的男生帅，踢足球的帅，全是放屁，只要你长得帅，弹玻璃球都帅！

12. What to say is that the boy who plays basketball is handsome and the football is handsome. It's all farting. As long as you are handsome, you are handsome to play the glass ball!

13．待我WiFi连上，看流量怎么嚣张！

13. When I connect to WiFi, watch the traffic!

14．你这种人，除了恋爱，没有什么跟你好谈的了。

14. You have nothing to talk with you except love.

15．其实我挺喜欢数学的，它没有语文的迂回，没有英语的语法，没有历史政治的复杂和信息量，它有的只是不会做，不会做，和不会做。

15. In fact, I like mathematics very much. It has no detour of Chinese, no grammar of English, no complexity of history and politics and no amount of information. It just can't do, can't do, and can't do.

16．伸懒腰时最适合装作不小心给旁边的人一拳了。

16. When stretching, it's best to pretend to accidentally punch the person next to you.

17．一次和女友出去玩，女友穿的有点薄，我说要不加件衣服，晚上凉，女友说不冷，路过商业街了，这货来句：有点冷，要不买件衣服吧，Www.ShuoShuoKong.Com我知道前面那家店衣服可好看了。

17. When I went out to play with my girlfriend, she wore a little thin. I said that I would not add a piece of clothes. It was cold at night. My girlfriend said it was not cold. I passed the commercial street. Here comes a sentence: it's a little cold, or buy a piece of clothes, Www.ShuoShuoKong.Com I know the clothes in the shop in front look good.

18．今天有人说我丑，我当场就哭了，我很难过，很心疼他，年纪轻轻就瞎了。

18. Today, someone said that I was ugly, and I cried on the spot. I was very sad, and I loved him very much. I was blind when I was young.

19．自从有了女朋友，我就再没吃饱过。

19. I haven't had enough since I had a girlfriend.

20．狼来了！小孩说三遍就没人信了，老师来了！说了无数遍还是次次当真，终于找到一种比狼还可怕的东西。

20. Here comes the wolf! The child said three times, no one believed, the teacher came! After countless times of saying it or taking it seriously, I finally found something worse than a wolf.