1.信就是信，不信就是不信，你丫的还微信。

1. Believe means believe, believe or not, you are still wechat.

2.最可笑的不是你爱他而是他爱他。

2. The funniest thing is not that you love him, but that he loves him.

3.人生就像心电图，一帆风顺就说明你挂了

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3. Life is like an electrocardiogram. A smooth ride means you've hung up

4.我有什么好怕的，我来到这个世上，就没打算活着回去。

4. What do I have to be afraid of? When I came to this world, I didn't intend to go back alive.

5.你身边总有一些,刚认识的时候挺斯文的,熟悉了之后就不知道是从哪个精神病院放出来的

5. There are always some around you. When I first met you, I was very polite. I don't know which mental hospital I released them from when I got familiar with them

6.有人问：你朋友跟你说什么话通常会让你很感动？我想了想说：还是我来付钱吧。

6. Someone asked: what does your friend say to you usually move you? I thought about it and said, "I'll pay.".

7.遇到你之前，我的世界是黑白的，遇到你之后，噢麦嘎！全黑了

7. Before I met you, my world was black and white. After I met you, oh magga! It's all dark

8.谁再无视我，我就给他讲故事：从前有个人，他不爱搭理我，第二天他就死了。

8. Whoever ignores me again, I will tell him a story: Once upon a time, there was a man who didn't care for me and died the next day.

9.专家建议，每天睡眠不要超过24小时，差不多就行了，也别太过。

9. Experts suggest that you should not sleep more than 24 hours a day. It's almost enough. Don't overdo it.

10.有时晚上会探望一下冰箱，没别的事，就想知道它过得好不好。

10. Sometimes I visit the refrigerator at night. If there's nothing else, I want to know whether it's going well.

11.可以触摸的痛苦是什么？就是觉得肚子都饿扁了，一摸还是有一坨肉。。

11. What is the pain that can be touched? I feel hungry and flat, but I still have a lump of meat..

12.像你这种人，在连续剧里，最多只能活半集。

12. People like you can only live half an episode in a series.

13.如果男生没有六块以上腹肌，凭什么去嘲笑别的女生身材不好

13. If a boy doesn't have more than six abdominal muscles, why should he laugh at other girls

14.我一巴掌拍死五只蚊子，其中有四只来了例假。

14. I slapped five mosquitoes to death, four of which came for the holidays.

15.工作好有意思，尤其是看着别人工作。

15. Work is interesting, especially watching others work.

16.用心的去爱你的邻居丶不过不要让他老公知道

16. Love your neighbor with your heart, but don't let his husband know

17.有困难尽管给我说。。反正我也帮不了！

17. Please let me know if you have any difficulties.. I can't help you anyway!

18.心情不好就连抽支烟头都是昏昏的。。

18. In a bad mood, even a cigarette end is faint..

19.有一个面包，走着走着肚子饿了，于是就把自己吃了。

19. There was a loaf of bread. I was hungry walking, so I ate it.

20.我自横刀向天笑，笑完我就去睡觉！

20. I smile from the horizontal knife to the sky. I will go to sleep after laughing!