高秀敏：啊~~~ 大忽悠!大忽悠!

Gao Xiumin: ah ~ ~ ~ big fool! Big fool!

赵本山：喊啥大忽悠，今儿出来卖这玩意，别叫我艺名行不行?

Zhao Benshan: what's the big trick? Why don't you call me a stage name?

卖拐台词中英双语对照

高秀敏：孩儿他爸，

Gao Xiumin: my father,

赵本山：恩，

Zhao Benshan: Well,

高秀敏：要我说这个拐就别卖啦!

Gao Xiumin: if you want me to say this crutch, don't sell it!

赵本山：因为啥呀?

Zhao Benshan: why?

高秀敏：这满大街都是腿脚好的，谁买你那玩意啊?

Gao Xiumin: the streets are full of good legs. Who will buy your stuff?

赵本山：你废话，不卖了，做这副拐又搭工又搭料，一天一宿没睡觉，不做不赔了么?

Zhao Benshan: you talk nonsense. If you don't sell it, you can make this pair of crutches and build materials. If you don't sleep all day, do not pay for it?

高秀敏：哎呀，那这满大街都是腿脚好的，能卖出去吗!

Gao Xiumin: Oh, the streets are full of good legs. Can you sell them!

赵本山：你还不了解我吗，还管我叫大忽悠呢。我能把正的忽悠斜了，能把蔫的忽悠谑了，能把尖人忽悠嗫了，能把小两口过的挺好，我给他忽悠分别了。今天卖拐，一双好腿我能给他忽悠瘸了!

Zhao Benshan: don't you know me? You call me a big fool. I can make the positive flicker slant, the withered flicker tease, the sharp person swindle and chatter, and make the little couple have a good time. I give him a flicker of parting. Today I sell crutches. I can fool him with a pair of good legs!

高秀敏：哈哈，你可拉倒吧，

Gao Xiumin: ha ha, you can pull it down,

赵本山：信不信?

Zhao Benshan: believe it or not?

高秀敏：我就不信人家好好的腿你就能给人忽悠瘸了?

Gao Xiumin: I don't believe that people's good legs can make you limp?