1、把你那SB的话，说给2B听去吧。

1. Tell 2B what sb said.

2、下辈子要做筷子，就不会孤单了。

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2. If you want to make chopsticks in your next life, you won't be alone.

3、一个地震解决了毛泽东多年的心头之恨。

3. An earthquake solved the hatred of Mao Zedong for many years.

4、心在移动，如何联通？

4. Heart in mobile, how to connect?

5、男：我想跟你一起看月亮、数星星。“ 女：就你这智商，我们只能一起看星星，数月亮。”

5. Man: I want to watch the moon and count the stars with you. "Woman: on your IQ, we can only look at the stars and count the moon together."

6、别跟我谈人生，你都不是人生的。

6. Don't talk to me about life, you are not life.

7、天天扯蛋，也不嫌蛋疼。

7. It doesn't hurt to be a jerk every day.

8、你真是太监不懂皇帝的累啊。

8. You are a eunuch. You don't understand the emperor's tiredness.

9、你这样的女孩不能嫁人，就算嫁了也是嫁祸于人。

9. A girl like you can't get married. Even if she does, it's the fault.

10、你复杂的五官，掩饰不了你朴素的智商。

10. Your complex facial features can not hide your simple intelligence.

11、今年的这个七夕情人节，别再问我怎么过。我很想跳过、略过、得过且过。可是我还是懦弱的承认，我只有难过 ……

11. This Chinese Valentine's day this year, don't ask me how to spend it. I want to skip, skip, muddle along. But I still cowardly admit that I only feel sad

12、这钻石可能是假的，小贤，把你的验钞机拿来。

12. This diamond may be fake, Xian. Bring your money detector.

13、植物人都比你会说话，信不信我把你种到花盆里面去啊。

13. Vegetable people can speak more than you. Believe me, I will plant you in the flowerpot.

14、你现在就像一个迷恋不良少年的十六岁少女。

14. You're like a 16-year-old girl obsessed with bad boys.

15、你头和屁股又装反了吧。5.真奥义弹一闪、弹二闪、弹百闪。

15. Your head and butt are reversed again. 5. One flash, two flashes and one hundred flashes.