1.为什么蚕宝宝很有钱?
1. Why are silkworm babies rich?
答案:因为它会结茧(节俭)
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Answer: because it cocoons
2.铅笔姓什么?
What's the last name of pencil?
答案:萧,削(萧)铅笔
Answer: Xiao, sharpen pencil
3.玉米想追求时髦,去烫头了,结果怎么样呢?
3. Corn wants to pursue fashion and get a perm. What's the result?
答案:变成了爆米花
Answer: popcorn
4.猴子不喜欢什么线?
4. What line does the monkey dislike?
答案:平行线(因为没有相交<香蕉>)
Answer: parallel lines (because there are no intersecting bananas)
5.巧克力和西红柿打架,为什么是巧克力赢?
5. Chocolate and tomato fight, why is chocolate winning?
答案:因为巧克力棒嘛
Answer: because of the chocolate bar
6.鲨鱼吃了绿豆会怎么样?
6. What happens when a shark eats mung beans?
答案:变成了绿豆沙
Answer: it turns into mung bean paste
7.火柴烧着后进了医院,变成了什么?
7. What happened when the match burned and went to the hospital?
答案:棉签
Answer: cotton swab
8.林黛玉是怎么死的呢?
8. How did Lin Daiyu die?
答案:摔死的(天上掉下个林妹妹)
Answer: she fell to death
9. 布和纸怕什么?
9. What are cloth and paper afraid of?
答案:不(布)怕一万,只(纸)怕万一
Answer: no (cloth) is afraid of 10000, only (paper) is afraid of in case
10.上厕所(猜一个香港女艺人的名字)
10. Go to the toilet (guess the name of a Hong Kong female artist)
答案:莫文蔚(理由:莫闻味)
Answer: Mo Wenwei (reason: Mo Wenwei)
11.什么动物最爱贴在墙上?
11. What animal likes to stick on the wall most?
答案:海豹(报)
Answer: Seal
12.狐狸为什么经常会摔跤?
Why do foxes often wrestle?
答案:因为狐狸很狡猾(脚滑)
Answer: because foxes are cunning (slippery feet)
13.4个人在屋子里打麻将,police来了为什么带走5个人
13.4 people play mahjong in the house. Why did the police take five people away
答案:因为他们打的人叫"麻将"
Answer: because the person they beat is called "mahjong"
14.你在什么时候喜欢喝汽水?
14. When do you like soda?
答案:在孤单的时候(当你孤单你会想汽水)
Answer: when you are alone (when you are alone you will think of soda)
15.有一个鸡蛋去茶馆喝茶,后来怎么样了?
15. An egg went to the teahouse for tea. What happened?
答案:结果它变成了茶叶蛋
Answer: it turns out to be tea egg
16.有一只公鹿,它走着走着,越走越快,最后怎么样?
16. There is a male deer. It is walking faster and faster. What's the end?
答案:它变成了高速公路
Answer: it becomes a highway
17.有一天绿豆自杀从5楼跳下来,流了很多血,怎么样了?
17. One day, mung bean committed suicide and jumped down from the fifth floor and shed a lot of blood. What's the matter?
答案:变成了红豆
Answer: become red beans
18.为什么飞机飞这么高都不会撞到星星呢?
18. Why can't an airplane fly so high that it won't hit a star?
答案:因为星星会闪啊
Answer: because the stars will flash
19. 什么老鼠用两只脚走路?
19. What mouse walks on two feet?
答案:米老鼠
Answer: Mickey Mouse
20. 什么鸭子用两只脚走路?
20. What duck walks on two feet?
答案:所有的鸭子都是用两只脚走路的(是不是想说堂老鸭)
Answer: all ducks walk on two feet