1. 老师让小明用一个...另一个造句，小明答曰：我两个姐姐一个是女的，另一个也是女的...

1. The teacher asked Xiaoming to make a sentence with one... The other. Xiaoming replied: one of my two elder sisters is female, the other is also female

小学生造句笑话 幽默段子摘抄

2.用天气造句，同桌：“妈妈今天气得不得了，因为爸爸和阿姨多说了几句话。” 同学们还都没反应，把语文老师笑喷了。

2. Use the weather to make sentences. At the same table: "mom has a wonderful weather today, because Dad and aunt have said a few more words." The students didn't respond. They laughed at the Chinese teacher.

3.更上一层楼造句，我：我家住在三楼，没有电梯，我回家上了一层楼，就到了二楼，我更上一层楼就到了家了。

3. I live on the third floor. I don't have an elevator. When I go home, I go to the second floor. When I go to the next floor, I go home.

4.老师给出以下词语让同学们造句：小红、我的、是、朋友。 小宇：小红是我的朋友。 老师：嗯，非常好。 小蓝：我的朋友是小红。 老师：不错不错。 小明：朋友，小红是我的。 老师：你给老子滚…………

4. The teacher gave the following words for students to make sentences: Xiaohong, my, yes, friend. Xiaoyu: Xiaohong is my friend. Teacher: Well, very good. Xiaolan: my friend is Xiaohong. Teacher: not bad. Xiaoming: friend, Xiaohong is mine. Teacher: get out of here

5.记得小时候用“朦胧”造句，我实在不知道朦胧是什么意思，只好写“我不知道朦胧是什么意思。”

5. When I was a child, I used to make sentences with "hazy". I really didn't know what it meant, so I had to write "I don't know what it meant."

6.用已经造句，学生的造句令俺真心不舒服：老师你已经老了。

6. I am really uncomfortable with the sentences made by the students: you are old, teacher.

7.用越...越造句，一学生是吃了豹子胆了的：越看老师越像母老虎。

7. The more... The more sentences are made, the more leopard courage a student has eaten: the more he looks at the teacher, the more she looks like a tiger.

8.老师让我们用欲罢不能造句。小明：小姨在里面洗浴，爸不能进去……

8. The teacher asked us to make sentences with will. Xiao Ming: my aunt is bathing in it. My father can't go in