母亲：“明明，你上学有三个多月了，你觉得语文和数学哪一门好学些呢？”

Mother: "Mingming, you have been in school for more than three months. Which one do you think is easier to learn, Chinese or math?"

明明：“数学好学。”

Mingming: "mathematics is easy to learn."

儿童数学小笑话选读

母亲：“为什么？”

Mother: "why?"

明明：“因为语文生字多，数学只有0到9十个数字。”

奶奶：“1＋2等于几？”

Grandma: "what is 1 + 2 equal to

孙子：“等于3。”

Grandson: "three."

奶奶：“答对了，因此你会得到3块糖。”

Grandma: "that's right, so you'll get three sweets."

孙子：“早知道是这样，我就说是等于5就好啦！ ”

Grandson: "I knew it was like this, I said it was equal to 5!"

小明数学不好，被父母转到一间教会的学校，半年后数学成绩全A，妈妈问：“是修女教得好？是教材好？是祷告？...” “都不是”小明说：“进教的第一天，我看见一个人被钉死在加号上面，我就知道...他们是玩真的！ ”

Xiaoming's math is not good. His parents transferred him to a church school. Half a year later, his math scores were all a? Is the teaching material good? Is it prayer? ... "" it's not "Xiaoming said:" on the first day of teaching, I saw a man being nailed to the plus sign, and I knew... They were playing really! "

数学课上，小明趴在桌子上睡觉，数学老师没有发觉，还在滔滔不绝地讲课。下课了，小明醒来，问同桌的数学课代表：我睡了多久了？数学课代表说：你已经睡了一节课，大概2400秒，40分钟，三分之二小时，三十六分之一天，一千零八十分之一个月，一万二千九百六十分之一年，一百二十九万六千分之一世纪了吧！

In math class, Xiao Ming was sleeping on the table. The math teacher didn't notice that he was still talking. After class, Xiaoming wakes up and asks the math class representative at his desk: how long have I slept? The math representative said: you have already had a class, about 2400 seconds, 40 minutes, two-thirds of an hour, one 36th of a day, 108th of a month, 12960th of a year, 1296000 of a century!

宝宝数学很好，2岁就可以从1数到10了。后来，我告诉他0比1还校

Baby's math is very good, 2 years old can count from 1 to 10. Later, I told him to go back to school 0-1

今天吃饺子，我说：“宝宝，你数数你想吃几个饺子？”

Today to eat dumplings, I said: "baby, you count how many dumplings you want to eat?"

“0，1，2，3……”一边说一边拿起一个饺子，“这是第0个。”

“0，1，2，3……” As he said, he picked up a dumpling. "This is the 0 th one."

老婆怒吼：“下一代还是做程序员的命！ ”

Wife roared: "the next generation or do programmer's life!"